The last great clock-hanger.
I happen to enjoy a silent movie here and there. You know, those old black and white movies they made before they could figure out how to put sound to the picture with a soundtrack? They had stars, too. Like Charlie Chaplin, Rudy Valentino, and Gloria Swanson. I know, they are stars you might not have heard of until now. For nearly all of us (somebody reading this is 90 years old or more), they are before our time.