Kafka’s Foodtopia

Someday, I’ll figure out what I can eat without coughing.

I’ve had a chronic cough since at least 2006. I’ve had this cough that comes and goes, seemingly at will. When I have a coughing fit, every bird within two miles flies away. I disturb my wife, my kids and myself. I’ve tried everything to get some relief from “this cough”.

I’ve had friends tell me long ago that it was because I was angry, so I cut the anger. I’ve had doctors tell me that it’s GERD. It’s an allergy. Too much spicy food. I’m eating too much. I’m eating the wrong…