In Praise Of The Bidet

Bidets 1, Dingleberries 0

Years ago, I had read an article on bidets and the ecological benefits of the same. I can vividly recall reading that Tom Cruise admitted his preference for bidets for environmental reasons. In that article, he recounted his own research about the trouble that toilet paper makes at the sewage processing plants and the untold ecological disaster unfolding before us with toilet tissue.

For the unfamiliar, bidets are essentially a shower for the bottom after defecation or sex. Bidets are required in all restrooms in Muslim…